yes. I mean whole WORLD....
its as though there is a recent "millenium competition" by the hurricanes to destroy, yours truly, America...
hmm... quite serious huh....
but if you look at it from the "arguing competitors" point of view, it can be quite hilarious
Take for example:
(judges commentry - from the western side of the west! We have a very strong representative! Introducing... Hurrricaaaaaannnee KATRINA!!! - the crowd goes wild - literally)
Hurricane Katrina : WAHAHA! I am Katrina! And I am going to be the FIRST is this millenium competition. I will HUFF, I will PUFF and I will BLOW your river walls down...
(judge - strategic thinking by katrina here, and there it goes!! the walls come tumbling down... lets see.. death toll... 20,000? Fantastic amount here by Ms Katrina!! - the crowd goes wild again)
(judge - HEY!! Who do we have here next??? OMG it is the legendary Hurrriiiicaaaaaane RRRITA!!! she is back with a vengence! Representing Texas, Dallas, annnd... Going up on 5 on the scale, she seem to be in a strong position to take over Katrina's place!!!)
Hurricane Rita : FOOLISH MORTALS... HOw dare you stand before the wrath of nature? I am the incarnate of storms! I will turn smash up your favourite Texas BBQs!! What you laughing at!! You think a BUSH can save you now?? Wahahaha.... He's TOO LATE!!! MUAHAHAHA.... get ready to be ensued into my all consuming EYE)
(judge - yes! and that is hurricaannee RITA! And Yes, Hurricanes DO have an eye, but unlike that imbecillic phrase "eye of the storm", there isnt any STORM in the middle of the Eye of the Storm... CORRECT YOU GRAMMER RITA YOUR DUMBASS)
(judge - hey wait. hey WAIT WAIT WAIT!! THE COMPETITION ISNT OVER!!! YESS!! I can see it coming right now!!! Ah yes! It has been a few years! Hailing from the East... Carrying the dragon's might!! INTRODUCING... HURRICANE ANNNDRREWWW!!!! the crowd starts to speculate death)
Hurricane Andrew : Hmf... Why must it be that I'm the only guy ever millenium... where are all the other guys? dont you know that I'm AJ??? shoot... no good looking guys... looks like i'm going to quit.... look at my grace and poise... oops.. sorry small little house... yah, talking about grace and poise, did you notice how vulgur Kat-
(Judge - sorry to cut you Andrew! But the competition has been rudely interrupted by American Authorities!
Apparently, American authorities have ordered ALL American residents in the area of competition to hide in their houses! This means more work cut out for you three!
You GO girls!! errm... I mean Girls and Guys!!)
hurricane Katrina : (exhausted) phew... killed enough people... I'll maintain my record at 20,000 at let the mosquitos, plague, flu and stuff do the rest
hurricane Rita : RWWAAHHAHAHA!! I AM GATHERING POWER!! SOON I SHALL FEAST ON TEXAS BBQS!!
hurricane Andrew : ... here kitty kitty... OH!! aahhh.. sorrry! ... err... hmm... should i go inland or to the coast? ... ah hah!! there seems like bright lights in the distance! i'm sure they are welcoming me! I shall go ov-
---- This has been the start of Hurricane Competition Millenium 2, Stay tuned for more casualties and disasters! The reporters wish you a very happy day ------
hmm... irony of what might be going on up in the clouds...
Poor America.. sigh.. always helping people ending up not even takign care of its ownself... hmmm... wonder if they over did it this time....
But generally, as a Christian, i'm not really surprised these things are happening, and I anticipate that even more disasters will be approaching...
and climaxing, and increasing....
These years are the years prophesized in the Bible, years of natural disasters, wars, famine... and it will continue to increase and increase... until a false "savior" arrives that seem to bring light to the whole world...
That "savior" is the devil..=/
He has no power over the souls of true Christians... but he has powers granted to him from Satan... so he is pretty powerful alll the same...
wonder why these things are happening?
Read the last chapter of the bible. The Revelations, as well as books of the New Testament...
These are dark times (Yoda)
well... alls well that ends well =)
I know I'll be going to Heaven to see my Master soon...
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